Cost of Books for Fall 2005: Appx. 350.00
Cash paid at Buyback: 102.25
Being rid of Sam Walker FOREVER: PRICELESS
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Sam Walker (aka Devil's Spawn) is out of my life forever. My joy and relief knows no end.
Oh, wait. Yes it does. I'm too tired to be really excited about anything.
Last night I had the horrifying realization that I write exactly like Gregory Stanton. I highly doubt any of you have read anything of his (unless you're Adam or Kat and I recited some of his essays to you) but take me at my word...this is bad. Very very bad.
I also feel like I sold my soul and my credibility on my Anthropology final. However; I don't care. I nailed it and Schaftt upped my grade on my Burundi paper from an A- to an A.
My Russia and the US final was arbitrary as HELL. There were IKON IDENTIFCATIONS ON IT. We haven't studied ikons at all! They were so poorly photocopied that you couldn't tell what anything on them was except for the occasional halo! Israeli also felt it approrpriate to give me a B- on my movie critique. Citing nothing but grammatical errors. Excuse me while I report you to the NSA as a terrorist/communist hybrid.
Umm...going to see Les Miserables tonight...followed by packing...followed by passing the fuck out. I have to be up tomorrow at 7 to babysit at 8:30. I'll probably be home around 8 or so tomorrow night.
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But Ash... you learned so many valuable things this year... for example, cops have different personalities... HOW WOULD YOU HAVE KNOWN IF MR. WALKER HADN'T TOLD YOU??
*ducks the various heavy things flying toward her and scurries away with an evil cackle and a sing-song "Yeah, yeah! Da-da, da-da! Yeah!"*
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