Friday night was the celebration of Kat's birthday. Our original plans were to get a huge group of people together to do hookah in Georgetown, but those plans fell through. Frantically we all stared around, dismayed, wondering where the hell such a huge group of mostly under 21s could go at the last minute...luckily James offered up his apartment...and his liquor...and we all had a jolly good time...
And what I mean by jolly good time is BRITISH FRIGGIN ACCENT.
Let's get some highlights going on, shall we?
-Accidently clawing half of Adam's face off...then continuously rubbing it because I felt so bad (which actually made it hurt far worse)
-Tequila shots (complete with salt and lime) w/ Jo
-Vodka shots w/ Diane
-Earl unilaterally deciding to call me "Queen" for the vast majority of the evening
-Walking into the kitchen to see Jeff, Adam, James, Sam and Diane sans shirts
-Ian and Jo practically sitting on me to keep me from "just one last shot"
-Bumming cigarettes off of Will and Earl
^Jo ripping at least one cigarette out of my mouth and throwing it into my eye^
-Kat's cigar
-That god forsaken strawberry daquiri that did NOT have enough ice
-Getting my ass slapped...more or less continuously...by someone though I still can't figure out who
-"Hey! I can take off one of my shirts because I'm wearing two of them!"
At the end of it all, we got back around 5 in the morning...fell asleep by around 6...I woke up at 9 still drunk and had the following conversation with myself.
Ash: Uggghhh....I really need water
Ash's Subconscious: Yes, yes you do
A: *stares down at sleeping Jo* I wonder if I can get down without falling on her
AS: Fool. Sit up, you will quickly notice that the room is still spinning
A: *sits up* Uggghhhhh
AS: Yeah, that's right, maybe that second screw driver wasn't such a good idea, now was it!?
A: I NEED WATER!
AS: You're so drunk that if you try to get out of bed, you'd somehow manage to fall into Kat if Jo wasn't there
A: BUT KAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
AS: I know. *snickers*
A: Uggghhhh
AS: Get a new line.
A: Boo
AS: So ultimately you have two choices....you can either get water and avoid being unhappy in a few hours....or you can try to get out of bed now and be really unhappy right away when Jo pummels you into a bloody heap for falling on her and waking her up.
A: Life sucks.
AS: You were OK with it last night.
A: DAMN YOUR LOGIC
AS: I win.
Now I know what you're all thinking...you're all thinking...Ash...if you were THAT drunk...how bad was the hangover? Well my loves...it was nonexistent. That's right, I'm just that cool.
So on Saturday I went to terrorism, then Jo and I went up to the Mudds to babysit then up to Rockville for some sort of car rally with Will...which was fun towards the end...
...somehow, and I'm still not sure how this happened, we ended up at Earl's playing asshole with Earl, Jeff and Will where I dubbed Earl Chinchilla and threatened to kick his ass if he spoke badly of Adam. Jo and I eventually left to go to Steak and Egg while the guys wandered back inside to drink more until James got home...
We finally got back to campus around 4 (again) and Jo left for Philly around 10. I then frantically spent the rest of the day attempting to get my papers finished (15 pages all together) which I did. When I finally collapsed around 3, I was muttering something about patina sequences and thinking "this is not my life, this is not my life..."
So all in all, it was a pretty damn amazing weekend, sans homework.
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