Sometimes my heart just sings...

I think this makes me happy because a) it was taken right outside a church and b) we all look stoned even though we weren't.

So...this has been quite an interesting week to say the least...Kat's friend Rick came to visit. He turned out to be QUITE the awesome human being and I'm truly glad I got the opportunity to meet/be-friend him.

I have another little lesson of life for y'all today. Perhaps I should just write a damn book already. But we all know I won't do that as I am far too lazy.

Anyways...let the story telling commence...
...once upon a time...

...OK, screw that...we're going to tell this story the RIGHT WAY, rather then the Grimm way.

So it's Thursday night, and Adam and I demand a re-match of Taboo against Rick and Kat (who utterly raped us in the previous game). Tom and Rob decide to join the game as well. Rob joins our team, Tom goes to Kat and Rick.

Long story short...Adam, Rob and I lost horribly (though Adam and I were really the only ones playing and playing well in our team) and somehow Rob convinced us to go back to his room and watch Family Guy (oh..that's right..he promised beer (which Adam wanted) and I hadn't seen Family Guy in forever).

Basically I don't feel like giving details but it was an odd night indeed and I think I finally ended up falling to sleep aroudn 6am.

I had class at 9:55 people. BBAAHH. GAR. ANGST. RAGE.

So basically I survived the day, but didn't get a chance to rest up at all for that night. I wasn't really planning anything...insane...but it happened. I ended up drinking Sex on the Beach w/ some absolutely wonderful people (Kathryn, Rachel, Kendra, Matt, Mike and Chris) for a while. HONESTLY I WAS NOT PLANNING ON DRINKING THAT MUCH. But the major folley with SotB is that the juice is so strong you can't really taste the vodka. Vodka, as most my college-going-friends will know, is pretty damn strong. So one minute I was pretty much sober, the next minute I was curled up in bed saying "Noo, noo, noo, I didn't mean to get this drunk!!" Then Rachel and I decided to go visit Adam. She (being an even lighter weight then me) was completely wasted and instead of knocking on his door said "AHOY!" Adam figuring it was drunken morons, didn't answer, so we went searching the lounges for him. I distinctly remember nearly falling into a door (much like the Texan) at some point here. So I decide to call Adam and the conversation went like this...
Adam: *answers* Well hi there Ash
Ash: *drunken* HHEEELLLOOO my darling Adam, and where are you?
Adam: my room
Ash: But we were just there...*begins walking back down the hall...Rachel passes and begins banging loudly on the door*
Adam: *opening door* Well I figured it was drunken idiots at my door...and it was..I just didn't know I was friends with them.
*Hugs*

At this point I kicked over his guitar accidently (luckily its a cheap one) and did a shot of SoCo (god don't ask me why). We chatted for a while then he came back up to the 5th floor w/ me to partake in the absolutely delicious SotB. Again, we watched TV for a while before I schlepped back to north where I proceeded to drunk IM Shea and then collapse into bed with a very mild hangover.

The moral of the story is pretty simply kids...if you're going to drink, make sure you get one hour of sleep for every drink you take.

Fast forward to Saturday night...Adam, Shea and I were going to watch Bio-Dome but Shea backed out so Adam and I just hung out..I think the highlight of the evening was when we were talking to Rachel online and we had her convinced a) that Adam (who was typing) was me and b) there were very dirty, naughty things occuring. I'm posting part of the conversation here (SNs edited for anti-stalking purposes):

Rachel (12:10:29 AM): BOO
Rachel returned at 12:10:29 AM.
catori sedai (12:10:50 AM): Boo right back at you, beeyatch!
Rachel (12:10:57 AM): lol
catori sedai (12:11:07 AM): In fact...Dudley Boo Right bakc at you!
Rachel (12:11:35 AM): haha
catori sedai (12:12:47 AM): haha. Sorry, i'm feeling odd at the moment. What's up?
Rachel (12:13:03 AM): not much
rachel (12:13:15 AM): i just got done stuffing myself on chinese food with sara
catori sedai (12:13:49 AM): Ah, to be stuffed...stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey
catori sedai (12:13:55 AM): or a Christmas turkey
catori sedai (12:13:58 AM): or a porn star
Rachel (12:14:02 AM): yes lol
catori sedai (12:15:36 AM): sorry, im slightly drunk and apparently when im drunk i turn into adam.
Rachel (12:15:53 AM): you're drinking AGAIN?
catori sedai (12:16:09 AM): yeah, apparently adam's a lush too
Rachel (12:16:17 AM): you're drinking with adam?
catori sedai (12:16:38 AM): sorry rache, im actually kidding, im not drinking yet but adam is here
Rachel (12:16:53 AM): lol
catori sedai (12:18:00 AM): So, how was little Rachel this fine morning?
Rachel (12:18:10 AM): i was fine
rachel (12:18:20 AM): except that i woke up in chris's room, completely confused
catori sedai (12:18:39 AM): You just made Adam spealk in tongues!!!!
Rachel (12:18:53 AM): why?
catori sedai (12:19:23 AM): he laughed. very hard. and ash spilled water down her shirt.
catori sedai (12:19:28 AM): it was cold and unpleasant.
Rachel (12:19:31 AM): LOL
Rachel (12:19:52 AM): i think you have been drinking just a tiny bit
catori sedai (12:21:14 AM): No, it was just water, not rum...delicious, delicious rum...sweet mother of all that is good, giver of life...my lover...and I like percodan too
Rachel (12:21:32 AM): ash....you ok?
catori sedai (12:22:35 AM): adam has taken possession of my soul....anything i say is said at his discretion
Rachel (12:23:40 AM): lol
Rachel (12:23:51 AM): omg im gonna come over there and find out whats going on
catori sedai (12:24:07 AM): Okay; but there's nudity..and gymnastics
catori sedai (12:24:23 AM): Seriously though, you're perfectly welcome
Rachel (12:24:35 AM): lol
catori sedai (12:26:33 AM): c'mon, join the naked fun
catori sedai (12:26:36 AM): you know you want to
Rachel (12:26:46 AM): no, you and adam go ahead having sex
Rachel (12:26:49 AM): i'll stay right here
catori sedai (12:27:20 AM): but adam's sitting here covered in whipped cream and he's quite delicious
Rachel (12:28:22 AM): OMG ::throws up::
catori sedai (12:28:55 AM): you're hurting his feelings and hes now ashamed of his nakedness...much like the biblical adam

And that my fellow Internet Children, is the end of yet another long, angsty, odd and slightly confusing cycle of the Life of Ash. Tune in next week to watch Rick kidnap Ash and forces her to spend eternity as his soulmate (Rick, please forgive the plagarism, that just made me chuckle so much).

Addendum #1: Chiron continues to happily bash me over the head with the beloved yet dreaded MALLET OF INSPIRATION.