Would you like me to present the evidence? OK...here goes...
1) I almost got thrown into jail in a third world country (Costa Rica)
2) My first experience with intoxication/hangovers was in Barbados
3) I almost got stranded in Jamaica because I got distracted at a water fall
4) I dance in the rain to music that's in my head
5) I have befriended profs in the line at SubWay
6) I once made 2 or 3 horrible mistakes that ended up in me and Jo walking the entire way around a mall to get to our movie (through a torrential rainstorm)
7) The ENTIRITY of the Anderson 348 (not that any of it actually STAYED in Anderson 348)
8) I have been told that I'm cute by a gay man in a bathroom at a club in Dupont..while we were both using it and then proceeded to have a conversation with aforementioned gay man about UVA vs AU
9) I have walked around Dupont at 2 in the morning...and proceeded to get lost in a bookstore looking for the bathroom (Kramer's, yeah, that place is crazy...who the hell puts a bathroom on the 4th floor...and who actually uses a TOKEN to get in!?)
10) Senior Week. 'nuff said. (Jo...I will love you forever because of this week alone...)
11) Senior Week 1.5 (Jo...you will OWE me forever because of these 2 days alone!)
12) I have passed out in a friend's bed...only to wake up in aforementioned friend's roommate's bed (w/o the roommate in it!)
13) I have debated universal principles...at 2 in the morning...on the track...
14) I love red wine and white roses.
15) I've watched the sun rise over the city...without ever having gone to sleep
16) I am condemned to work in fast food. FOREVER.
17) I want a fedora. A lot.
18) One of my dreams is to get kicked out of the Vatican by the Swiss Guard for wearing short pants
19) I learned how to drive a stick out of boredom.
20) A guy once offered me oral sex...at the drive thru window I was working @ Wendy's...
21) I once got held up at LAX for almost 2 hours because they thought I was a terrorist.
22) I had prom pictures taken with my high school principal/AP US History teacher
23) I got 3 detentions in high school. They were all for uniform infractions.
24) A car I was in nearly flipped in a slippery field...we were saved only by Benj's weight in the back seat.
25) I retrained an abused ex-racehorse named Clyde.
26) Aforementioned ex-racehorse threw me into a fence.
27) Oddly enough, spending a summer studying European prisons sounds amazing to me.
28) I will always have a crush on a least one of my professors
29) I failed my permit test, but aced my driver's test without any points. They thought I bribed my tester (who was about the size of Shamu)
30) I have an unhealthy obsession with a panda in San Diego named Gao Gao
31) I want to marry a Russian
32) I have detailed plans to take over the world
33) I lost my shoes and nearly had my arm broken in a mosh pit.
34) I have the entirity of the movies "Bio Dome" and "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" memorized...
35) I find the term "Coke! No Smoky!" utterly hilarious
36) I have a sitting room.
37) I have a friendship based entirely on insulting and kicking each other in the ass (ahem Dillon)
...and the be all, end all...the utter proof that I am too ridiculous for words...
38) A tornado hit my car. While I was in it...and a window nearly got shattered into my face.
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