...so, most of you are aware of the fact that my mom wrecked my car while I was in California...if you're not, well, you suck...but anyways...it's currently at York Crysler getting fixed and it's going to take between 2 to 5 days to get it back...
I miss my car so much it HURTS MY COLD, DEAD SOUL!!!
No, it's not because I don't have a car...I currently have a rental car for the next few days...and it's not because I have a sucky rental car...it's actually pretty nice and brand new. Do you want to know why I'm dying here?! The rental car is TOO BLOODY EASY TO DRIVE...
So...my dad and I went to drop of the Jittney and pick up a rental car...we took the Viper and every time dad stepped away for a second I got assaulted by some random sales guy or mechanic saying "trade you *insert random crappy car here* for that Viper!!". Wow. I'm so proud of all of you, you're so original. Did you sit back in your little break room discussing the perfect tactic for coming over here? Fuckers. I wouldn't have been so agitated but not for the fact that I had to be at WORK in 30 minutes...
Eh, whatever. Eventually, we finally got the rental guy to talk about business and he was all like "well...the engine specs on this are similar to a BMW..." (granted, this was after attempting to convince me to rent a Dodge Durango...with a HEMI...thank you but no, I'd rather not deplete my bank account attempting to fill it with gas every 2 miles!) so I was all like "cool..this should be fun to drive..." How ridiculously wrong I was...
THIS CAR SUCKS. It's no fun at all, not even remotely a challenge. It's too smooth, turns too easily and doesn't need to be bullied into doing anything...the Beamer...at least that's a challenge since it has wicked acceleration and it's hard to keep it under control..but this...god...Now granted, my car is not the best thing in the world but at least it's fun to drive...I like having to bully it into turning, I love nailing the accelerator and brake when necessary, hell, I TRULY MISS hearing my tires squeel when I make a turn too fast and I want to go around a corner on 2 wheels LIKE WHOA.
On a plus side...ordering my laptop soon!!!!! I think I've decied on either Johann, Amadeus or Rasputin for a name..ideas? Questions? Comments? Concerns? (Only those who knew the horror of Mr. Sahd's class will understand this..."can you REDEEM yourself, Ms. MacVeigh? *grumble mutter* I practically taught that class for him....)
Yay!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
What, no bitter tears? Whore, that's the only way we have to distinguish OUR emo from ADAM'S emo! (Since, you know, we stole the rest of it.)
Don't worry... I feel your pain... when I have to drive the van for my parents, a tiny part of me dies, for it is SO EASY TO HANDLE. It freaks me out. Seriously. You hit the gas... and, SILENTLY, it accelerates... it makes me want to cry... clearly, someone broke its spirit, and it can't move on... then I am reunited with my Lumina and I giggle gleefully. DANCE DANCE!
Don't worry. It'll be out of the shop soon... absence makes the heart grow fonder... and so does a NAS.
Post a Comment