Yes, dearest readers, your eyes deceive you not. That is, in fact, me receiving my first present from the Incredible RepairKat. In case you're blind from glaucoma (and smoking a lot of weed to try to correct your ailment) that's Adam wearing a panda mask. I can't really describe what happened that fateful day...so I'm not even going to try...suffice it to say: Though my friends are clinically ill, and occasionally I'm scared to go to sleep at night, they surpass all levels of cool and have taken up residence in a camp called From Russia, WITH LOVE.

In a completely unrelated note, I'm considering taking up taxonomy. Stop looking at me like that. Sickos.