Yes, I admit it, I am quite possibly the worst light:weight in the history of humanity. Last night I wasn't quite bad British accent drunk but I was drunk enough to...
...drunk dial Jo, Kate and Ian...
...drunk text message Shea and Nicholas...
...drunk IM Scott, Ian and Dillon...
...and as for actual things said and actions done, lets have some quotes, shall we?
Me: I think the vodka's in the television *said while staring at the fridge*
Kat: Uhhh...Adam and Shea don't have a television...
Me: Oh...
Me: Adam, I love you so much...
Adam: Sleep it off, Ash...sleep it off...
Carey: My last name means dark haired one in German..
Me: That's cool...but you have medium brown hair!!
I fell off of a stability ball...
Called up Jo, in the hall, and said (in an incredibly loud voice) "I'm soooo drunk!" For those slow students out there...the RA frequently walks through the halls...
However...as ridiculous as I may be...I'd like to clarify some things...It's 9:30...I am not hungover at all and while I may have been drunk off my ass last night (and I fully admit to that, now) I have one thing going over all of you! I am a far more economical drunk than the rest of you...the drunk for the poor college student...4 sfhots gets me drunk as all hell...mwahaha!
Saving money...one shot at a time...
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2 comments:
LOL! I miss doin shit like that!
Moral of the story...
She's just a cheap native!
:-D
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