So...yeah...fountains are cool...
Let me clarify..I am neither high nor drunk and I have some very good reasons for stating this...but first, let's travel back through time in my newly purchased diamond encrusted time machine.
Last July I was in one of my angsty-don't-quite-know-what-to-do-with-my-life moods. I was home alone and miserable and it started pouring and lightning outside. It was beautifully and miserably fitting. So...I went outside and sat under the alcove of my front door and just of stared at my middle class life. Then, I suddenly had the realization...I treated my life the way I treated the rain...I was watched my life just like I watched the storm, refusing to take part in it for fear of looking stupid or being struck by lightning. So in that split second I made a decision. After a second of agonizingly telling myself "IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD WILL BE LOST FOREVER!!" I jumped out from underneath the alcove and DANCED IN THE RAIN. It was spectacular, amazing and punctuated by green lightning. Especially since cars slowed down and watched my utter insanity.
Let me just clarify...according to my roommate...I AM WHITER THAN DONALD TRUMP. I cannot dance. At all. Even when drunk. In fact...when I'm drunk...it's worse!
However...there's a method to my madness. Tonight, I had a similar experience. In a moment of utter abandon and just coolness, Kat (my roommate) and I decided to dance in a fountain. Fully clothed. IT WAS AMAZING. It was just one of the few moments of my life where I stopped caring what the world thought...stopped caring about the consequences of my action (aka possible rape or pneumonia) and just did what I wanted to do. I am happy like whoa.
Incidently...when we got back to Hughes, we were stuck in a elevator full of frat boys. UTTER SILENCE. I am still laughing, and it is hours and hours later. Mwahaha.
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Hey;
I'm neither selling anything or trying promote myself, but I'm bored at work, was flipping through the Jolt's blog listings (read: VERY bored at work) and saw yours, which seems pretty cool. So... keep up the good work, I guess.
You are also 1/4 native. so ha.
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