We be burnin'

Well Kat's friend from NC, Crystal, is here for a visit. In honour of her stay Kat, Hill, Crystal and I went to a club called Lulu's that's halfway between GWU and Dupont. But before that...clearly we had to whore out to the extreme. How did I accomplish this? A silk shirt that's semi-see through, short denim skirt, fishnets and HOOKER BOOTS. Mwahaha.

My entire rationale behind dressing like an absolute whore was "hey...it's dark in there...um...yeah...and most people will be wearing practically nothing..." Unfortunately I neglected to factor in the fact that, you know, you have to get there.

So on the metro, we were all laughing and talking loudly and this amazingly attractive European man and the conversation went like this...

EM: Looks like you ladies are heading out for a fun night on the town.
Us: Yep!
EM/Us: Chat Chat Chat
EM/Us: Chat Chat Chat
Someone: Where are you from?
EM: Scotland
Ash: REALLY? My family's from Scotland!
EM: REALLY? What's your name?
Ash: MacVeigh
EM: *pronounces Ash's name in the most orgasmic fashion ever* That really is quite Scottish.
Ash: Yeah, it used to be spelled different but the butchered it on Ellis Island. Of course.
EM/Us: Chat Chat Chat
EM: *takes pictures of Us* Aye, when people ask me how the States are, I'll just show them that.

So...the long and short of that was that I wanted to jump him, but didn't. Still kind of regretting that. However, I am now more determined than before to marry a Scot.

We all exit the metro and begin the trek to Lulu's, where while we are at a stop light waiting to cross I have the following conversation with a random guy on the street corner.

Guy: Hey boots!
Ash: *turns* Hmm?
Guy: Will you marry me?
Ash: Uh....
Guy: I won't cheat on you!
Ash: *stares in blind shock* Uhhh *desperately tries to think of something to say, failing horribly* Thanks but no? *light changes, Ash darts across street*
Crystal: *giggles*

Danced with a sketchy guy or two and, overall, had a glorious time.

Find me a Scottish man and I will love you forever. And by you, clearly what I mean is him.